A snarky way to keep your bathroom smelling fresh and clean.

For those sharing a bathroom with an odor offender, we're here to help. This candle pleads your case and begs them to "Please Just Light the Fire" in parody to that classic 1980s song. We're bringing you a humorous twist to the daily mundane. This candle is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren't afraid to admit what's really going on in there.

Whether you're gifting it to friends and family or adding it to your own home, this snarky candle is sure to be a conversation starter. With 9 different scents to choose from, this candle is the ideal gift for anyone who’s tired of pretending everything smells like roses and wants to get their bathroom mates on board.

Light it up, and let the fun begin - because life’s too short for sugarcoating, and none of us want to smell what you did.

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.8cm) in size. Each candle features a natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick for a clean burn and a lasting aroma of 50-60 hours. Handcrafted in the USA using globally sourced materials, our candles are available in the following scents: Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Clean Cotton, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, and White Sage + Lavender.

• Makes a Great Gift
• Compliant with ASTM safety standards
• One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
• Burning time: 50-60 hours
• Choose from 9 different aromatic scents

Love the humor but not the font or colors? All candle labels are customizable. Just send us a message before you order so we can design the perfect candle together.